Ladies in art history have some fabulous hats. And I must have them all.

Do not even attempt to tell me it’s out of style. It’s exquisite.

Do I know how this stays on? No. Do I still want it? Yes, of course.

Loose and whimsical. Just perfect for those en plein air summer days.

This hat comes with a side of alienation and revolution. Is it worth it? Darling just look at it.

I will swirl my wine to perfection in this get-up.

Yes. Put it in the pile. Though I must perfect that impeccable grimace before I am worthy.

Fabulous actress, check. Fabulous hat, double check.

Technically more of an accessory, but it’s fabulous. I will also have the monkey and the pissed-off hovering black cat.

Ah, I think this is the one. But you know she doesn’t make eye contact with the servers.